Will

Full name: Bill Numba One
Nickname(s): Billy Bling
Instrument: Drums & COWBELL
Sign: S T O P
Favorite Drink: Captain and Coke, of course
Favorite Shot: I can’t do shots anymore. It hurts.
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
Number 1 or number 2?
Movie character most aligned with your personality: Mr. Deeds
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
New Kids, New Kids, New Kids
Favorite type of exercise: Exercise of the Mind
Favorite place to perform: the Shower
Favorite TV Show: Family Guy
Favorite Movies: Super Troopers, Zoolander, Pootietang, don’t make me choose.
Hobbies:
When I’m not practicing my Tae Bo, I write power ballads for washed-up hair bands
Likes: Music, Funny-ass movies, and good girls
Dislikes: Bobby V’s (don’t ask)
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
She didn’t know it was a date. ‘nough said?
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
No. My mom won’t let me get one
What’s your dream job? Astronaut. No, Fireman. No, Cowboy.
What is the scariest thing that has ever happened to you?
My Ex-girlfriend
If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
Erkel. I hate Erkel.
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? Oprah
Any run-ins with the law? I killed a man once. But no.
Favorite Quote: ”You Mess with the bull, you get the horns.”