JIM

Full name: Jimmy (Love) Hands
Nickname(s): Bone
Instrument: Bass
Sign: Stop
Favorite Drink: Yoo-hoo
Favorite Shot: Ice Cold Jager
Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom:
No. A little white dove comes and takes it away so I don't soil myself
Movie character most aligned with your personality:
Travis Bickle
Three bands that are most worth a major loss of your hearing:
Deep Purple, ELP, The Buzz Monkeys
If you were forced to play only one video game incessantly for all eternity, you would pick: Monkey Island (old school)
Favorite type of exercise: Horizontal Bop
Favorite place to perform: The bedroom
Favorite TV Show: The 700 Club
Favorite Movies: Taxi Driver, Marked For Death, Enter The Dragon
Hobbies:Looking adoringly at myself in the mirror Target practice. Making my own 9mm, mercury filled, hollow points
Likes: Food, sex, my Jack Russell "Angus"
Dislikes: Stupid people and anybody who disagrees with me (basically the same thing)
What happened on the worst date you ever went on?
I got married in California. I got a divorce as soon as I came out of the blackout 3 years later
Do you have a tattoo? If so, of what? If not, why not?
Yes I do. Ask to see it, I MIGHT let you if you're good
What’s your dream job? Professional Beach Bum
If you could fight any historical figure, who would you fight?
Bill Clinton. I'd kick his ass for not having OBL assassinated
If you could wake up a famous/powerful person tomorrow, who would you be? Harry Truman. We need a President with the balls to drop "The Bomb" again
Favorite Quote:
"All the animals come out at night - whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets." - Travis Bickle